1 “Thou shalt have nothing more important than Bananas.”
2 “Thou shalt eat Bananas.”
3 “Thou shalt not take the name of thy Holy Banana in vain.”
4 “Remember the Banana day, to keep it holy.”
5 “Honour thy Bananas.”
6 “Thou shalt not kill unless it is for Bananas.”
7 “Thou shalt not envy somebody elses Bananas, just get some for yourself.”
8 “Thou shalt not steal any Bananas.”
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